Monday, March 30, 2009

Confused.com

Suggested this to Simon as a post to this blog. His response was to invite me to join as a contributor. Could be a big mistake...

Anyway, I came across a review for a new edition of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, which included an extract from the Wife of Bath's prologue. The esteemed lady is speaking to her fellow pilgrims about the experience she's gained by being married five times. As she does she says something about Jesus' perspective which made me laugh because it's often how I feel when reading the Bible.

This is for all those who know just how hard preaching can be, for all those who are training for pastoral ministry, and especially for all those who think that they understand the Bible quite well.

The Wife of Bath's Prologue, as retold by Peter Ackroyd [Italics added by me]

I don't care what anyone says. Experience of the world is the best thing. It may not be the main authority but, in relationships, it is a good teacher. I know all about unhappiness in marriage. Goodness me. Oh yes. I was 12 years old when I first got a husband. I've had five altogether, thanks be to God. Five of them trooping up to the church door. That is a lot of men. By and large they were gentlemen, or so I was led to believe. Yet I was told quite recently - I forget by whom - that our Saviour attended only one wedding. It was in the town of Cana. So, the argument goes, I should only ever have been married once. And then there was the time when Jesus rebuked the Samaritan woman. They were standing beside a well, weren't they? “You have had five husbands,” He said. “And the man you are living with is not your husband.” He was God and man, so I suppose He knew what He was talking about. I don't understand what His point was, but I am sure He had one.

To read the rest of the extract and the accompanying review click this link - http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5945019.ece

Simon Woodman interviewed

Simon Woodman of South Wales Baptist College has been interviewed by Andy Goodliff. You can read the interview here.

Friday, March 27, 2009

What do you get if you divide science by God?


Another interesting
BBC News Magazine article I missed earlier in the week.

Well It's interesting to a non-scientist like me!

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Bible and Hip Hop

The music-video channel which had been blasting in the cafe this morning went suddenly quiet, causing me to glace up. You can imagine my suprise to see...

When I was a child, I spoke like a child,
I understood as a child, I thought as a child;

But when I became a man,

I put childish things away.
- 1 Corinthians 13:11

...before the music of 'Dead and gone' by T.I featuring Justin Timberlake started up.

If (like I was) you're curious, there are links to the video and lyrics below. But a word of WARNING - it contains explicit language, of the variety found in most hip hop.
Video & Lyrics

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Even more T in Church


Sermon Bingo. We've all either played it, or secretly wished we had the guts. For those serious about the game, there's another semi-pro level of play opening up to us:
'Naked Pastor' has been creating theologian T-shirts.

How about challenging a friend? You each wear one to church, and whoever's got the first thologian to get a mention in the sermon wins.

I reckon I'd have pretty good odds with this one!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Comedy quotations from the Edwin Stephen Griffiths Lecture


Held at the South Wales Baptist College on 11 March 2009.

A deacon questioned if the woman minister would be physically able to baptise a man. The response:
“Good gosh man – have you seen her hands?!”

If baptism is like birth...
“Should we add a new bit to the end and give them a slap?”

Baptism without coming into fellowship is like saying:
“I want to be married, but not actually to anybody”

From the speaker to a tutor, repeatedly:
“I wish you’d behave!”

One person’s relationship with chocolate is:
“...outright adoration, within the bounds of idolatry”

“Your mission should you choose to accept it is to save the entire church. Good luck.”

From one tutor, to a superior:
“I’m just glad you realised that if you were perfect, that isn’t you!”

“I found myself struck down in Asda whilst pushing a trolley with appendicitis”.